You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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