Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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