never play flip cup with pint glasses
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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