I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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