and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Still dying that you shit outside
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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