found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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