Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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