Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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