Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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