Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
The feeling are messing with the penis
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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