i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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