i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
