I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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