all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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