im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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