Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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