So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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