Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
