Will you blow on my dice?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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