i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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