Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
