no, he came in my armpit
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so let's talk penis.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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