How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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