I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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