Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
My pussy is not your playground.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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