all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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