Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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