I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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