So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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