Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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