i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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