this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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