quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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