gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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