Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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