it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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