Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I still have a little drunk in my system
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
