u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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