Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I just want nice things and good sex
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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