I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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