why didn't you poke me back
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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