i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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