This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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