Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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