i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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