Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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