My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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