Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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