do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You pole danced in your parka.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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