He disabled his match.com account in front of me
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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