Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Randomize
