Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
God, I missed his penis.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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