saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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